ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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