She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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