Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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