I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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