the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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