I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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