My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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