she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I party with great urgency now.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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