3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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