idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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