I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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