I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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