Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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