i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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