now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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