4 words: hood of his car
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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