Cold hands, warm shart.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Do plants get herpes?
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