I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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