Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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