do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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