I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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