I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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