its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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