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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i will never coherently bang her
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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