They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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