the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
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