If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Randomize
