I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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