Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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