Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
its not stalking. its research.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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