I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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