So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
