guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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