have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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