At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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