and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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