I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
sex in a hospital.. check
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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