dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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