Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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