I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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