Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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