Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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