mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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