the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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