He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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