I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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