Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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