Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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