If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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