So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
