Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Randomize
