Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Randomize
