Someone shit on the floor
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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