Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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