I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
third nipple confirmed
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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