butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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