I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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